Think you know New Jersey? Well get all of that RealHouseWifeJerseyShoreLiciousness out of your head for a moment, cause this Jersey Girl is about to show you the true essence of New Jersey. South Jersey to be exact.
We've been called the Armpit State.
I think not.
I'm here to tell you.
That's all a bunch of poop!
I love my state.
I can get in my car anytime and be in Philadelphia in 15 minutes.
New York City? Fuhgettaboutit! 2 hours.
Washington D.C.? 3 hours.
And the Jersey Shore in 30 short minutes. (25 if you drive like me)
I spent the day here with my BFF Denise.
Isn't she purrrrrdy??? That's a chocolate-covered saltwater taffy in her hand. If you want that, you have to go "Down the Shore" to get it.
Call us what you want.
But this chick is proud of her heritage.
I think our state ROCKS!
In every way.
We are the Garden State.
Not the "Gaudy State".
No Snookie or J Wow here.
THIS is The Situation:
Even our public restrooms are gorgeous!
A rockin' boardwalk.
Yeah. I'm stayin.