Sunday, May 16, 2010

Do You Have An H.C.G.T.T.P.???

The following came straight from the gold tag attached to the toothpicks inside this box that I picked up at a yardsale over the weekend.  I thought its witty content warranted a post and I hope you find it as sweetly humorous as I did!
Its Care

Lucky you!  You have now arrived!  And, with your G.C.G.T.T.P.* most ** of your troubles are over.  No more will you worry when a bone lodges between your incisor and molar while you are dining on oxhead stew and a horn wedges itself between the gap of your two front teeth.  You'll just reach for your H.C.G.T.T.P.*!  No more will you pick your teeth with you finger or sneak out one of the old-fashioned, plebeian toothpicks.  Your friends will envy you as you raise this hand-carved beauty to you bicuspids, use it freely and unashamed.  Now you can pick your teeth and be a social success at each swipe at your dainty dentures.  Even if you swallow the little gem, just chain it out with the dainty little gold-plated chain.  Hand carved out of Wango Wango trees by the natives of El Tiredo Woodchoppo Province of far away Portugal.

*Hand Carved Golt Tipped Toothpick.
**except income taxes, your wife (or husband), someone else's wife (or husband).

And yes, I will be adding this piece of vintage charm to my Etsy store this week!

For this fun post, I'm linking to Making The World Cuter Monday!



Cathy said...

How cute! I bet all of the best people have one...or two;)!

Thanks for sharing!


kim said...

That is certainly different!

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Kristens Creations said...

Hi Kim, I have never seen such fancy toothpicks before! lol...How interesting! I looked at all of your latest yardsale finds... they are wonderful! I also looked at your looks just beautiful! I really like your table and chairs, I'm thinking I might want a black set, especially if I ever get around painting my island! I keep putting it off. I am definitly a procrastinator...even with my blog these days! =O I hope you are having some warm weather up where you live. It's so nice here, but before long it will be down right HOT! Have a great week!! Kristen

Linda said...

LOL...can't even imagine...

Anonymous said...

Too funny! thank you for sharing....smiles.

Kathy @ Creative Home Expressions said...

Wow, the manners back then, even for a piece of spinach stuck between your teeth! : )

Homemade Quilts by Granny said...

I am shocked I have never seen one of these...looks to big to really be used for this reason. Trish

stephanie said...

One question??? Do you think these have ever been used??? Eeewwww
Love your stuff girl! And the kichen.....spotless, how do you do it??

Rhoda @ Southern Hospitality said...

Kim, now that is hilarious, never seen anything like that at a yardsale. I love all your treasures in the post below, you found some great things. The blingy chandy is really cool!

Daphne Nicole & Lynda Cade said...

What a funny post, you had me laughing!!! I wanted to thank you for visiting our blog and for entering our giveaway! I hope you have a wonderful week~~~Daphne

snteague said...

This is so not related to this post. I was reading some of your older entries and saw the garden post back in April. About the climbing hydrangea, mine is also about 4 years old and has never bloomed. The unidentified tree with pink blossoms is a Kwansan Cherry tree. I believe they are the kind they have in Washington D.C. that they are so proud of.